You’re looking at the faces of the Phoenix Rattleskates, the only men’s roller derby team in the Phoenix Metro area. We are always looking for new members to educate in the ways of derby and to bring into our group of awesome guys. As we grow we will create more teams in the same fashion of the women’s leagues across the country. Contact us at any time to get more info!
Yes, in fact it does exist! Roller derby has been in Phoenix for 5+ years now for those that don’t know (yes somehow there are tons of people that don’t know). The current womens leagues are:
All very awesome and competitive leagues with tons of ladies ready to kick everyones asses =)
That being said, we aren’t here to talk about womens derby, we’re here to talk about Mens derby!
The Dry Heat Derby League which started in Tucson, AZ has spread its influence into Phoenix over the past couple years to get a 2nd mens team to compete with. Recently this endeavor has exploded and the local men’s team Phoenix Rattleskates has tripled in size in 1 month and doesn’t currently show signs of slowing down. The team led by Capt. Booyah and Cappie is gearing up for some serious derby action and always have an open door policy in regards to practicing. The Rattleskates encourage any and every man to skate in and give it shot, maybe even stick around!
Hands down the friendliest hookah shop I know of. If you want to come smoke in relative quiet where you can actually hear your friends, or hear other smokers well enough to talk to them, this is the place. Here you are waited on by the hosts/owners Mike and his family. You don’t have to manage the coals, nor are there ever a shortage of coals as is my big problem with larger establishments. Mike concentrates on user experience and interaction, making sure the customer is taken care of. Typically Mya acrylics are use for 1-2 users, but larger hookahs are available upon request. The house tobacco of choice is Fusion, which he has stocked to over 20 different flavors. To further entice a visit, it is conveniently located next to a Denny’s, Filibertos, and Samurai comics. So far 70’s shop has been open with bringing in outside food and drinks, so feel free to visit these places before going. I strongly suggest visiting if you are in the Phoenix area.
So apparently Dominoes pizza gets cool stuff, like a new Batman trailer:
Its basically bejeeezus amazing. And, as bad as it sounds, I’m pretty sure Ledger knew what he was doing when he O.D.’d cause I don’t think he could ever make a better movie than this and he probably knew it. It is highly unfortunate though, cause he was a stand up guy….. really, he was.
With the recent decline in the performance of the Arizona DiamondBacks, one must wonder why it is happening. My guess, is that the rise in the Mexican population of Arizona is spooking them. I mean think about it, more Mexicans means more Mexican Flags. And what is on the Mexican flag?
That’s right! An eagle shanking a diamondback rattlesnake with its beak. Seeing this all over the place would reduce my morale if I was part of the team. Its like if the Raider Nation were carrying around pictures of Indians getting brutally murdered and raped when the Redskins came to town. I’m sure it would mess with their head too!
Empire today has this new “banned” poster for Teeth, the boring movie with the provocative subject. The poster features an X-Ray image of lead character Dawn O’Keefe’s pelvis and her extra set of teeth. The teeth, however, aren’t her only problem. The poor girl clearly suffers from scoliosis.
Trent Reznor, if you don’t get your music automatically placed into this movie, you have failed and should be sacrificed to the man eating vagina gods.
So despite it looking absolutely horrendous, You don’t mess with the Zohan really wasn’t that bad. Adam Sandler did great as he wasn’t playing Adam Sandler doing a giant SNL skit. Even though there was an excessive amount of hacky sack and hummus, it was pretty hilarious if you like the occasional goofy movie. There are a few cameos from the likes of Chris Rock, Paul Mitchell, Mariah Carey, and Dave Matthews. And yes, there are some lovely Israeli women for you to look at throughout the movie.
