The Ubersexual Man » crank II http://www.theubersexualman.com A man in every day life Wed, 12 May 2010 00:30:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 How Jason Statham Survived http://www.theubersexualman.com/2008/04/25/how-jason-statham-survived/ http://www.theubersexualman.com/2008/04/25/how-jason-statham-survived/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:17:18 +0000 Drwndx http://www.theubersexualman.com/?p=7 After an 8-bit video game intro sequence, Crank: High Voltage, begins with Chev slamming down into the ground. Since his heart was already super accelerated on adrenaline…he miraculously and implausibly survived.

Asian gangsters in a black van arrive on the scene and scrape Chelios off the ground. They toss him inside the van and take off before the authorities and emergency personnel arrive.

Source and Full Story:  LatinoReview

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