With the recent decline in the performance of the Arizona DiamondBacks, one must wonder why it is happening. My guess, is that the rise in the Mexican population of Arizona is spooking them. I mean think about it, more Mexicans means more Mexican Flags. And what is on the Mexican flag?

That’s right! An eagle shanking a diamondback rattlesnake with its beak. Seeing this all over the place would reduce my morale if I was part of the team. Its like if the Raider Nation were carrying around pictures of Indians getting brutally murdered and raped when the Redskins came to town. I’m sure it would mess with their head too!

Best pic I could find

Christ that was the most painful game I’ve ever watched you guys play.  I almost fell asleep, but got woken up someone finally hitting a home run.   Every other team in this state fails at sports, try give Arizona one final shred of dignity k plz thx